Ever seen those lists of funny Chuck Norris themed facts? Sure you have. They're all over the place. Well, the definitive place to go for all your Chuck fact needs is http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

They've got pages of the things. And most of them are quite hillarious. For example, did you know that :

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

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